SERIOUSLY JONATHAN
The horse you're beating is by now pounded to bits, you've been beating it for ages.
Graphics: 2. I can't believe you actually hit front page with some worthless traced bitmap. Seriously, a googled image then raped so it looks 'artistic'? Give me a break! Even my backgrounds are better!
Style: 0. Point flat out, think of something new or just kill this and leave. You had your fair share of money, now go earn it on a decent way instead of ripping of 13 year olds.
Sound: 4. The "boing" sound at the beginning when it stopped loading still doesn't make sense at all. Credit for Germaine's voice though. It's the only thing from stopping me 0'ing the sound.
Violence: 0. There was a fortune cookie demolishing, don't think that deserves higher than an 0. Anyone who put a 10 here like the brainless fat fucks they are should be review banned.
Interactivity: 0. It wasn't a game.
Humor: 0. You've used the same jokes for what, three years now? More? I can't bring myself looking it up in your profile.
Overall: 2. It's the absolute max I can give it.
IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN ADVISE YOU TO DO IS TO DELETE THAT PROFILE MESSAGE. Seriously, you may read the first three reviews, but any animator who reads the reviews can't stop himself from replying to at least a few of them. So shut the fuck up about the 'reviews help' thing, since I don't believe you even read them. Hell, this review might seem 'directed' at you, but I'm only reviewing to open people's eyes: if enough people realise what a cheap dick you really are, you might stop doing this shit eventually. Goal achieved anyhow then.
Needless to say, your movies lack talent, humor, variety, suspense, drama and, basically, anything at all.
-BioCard.